Testing

We are a couple weeks into pilot season, and I have yet to test.

When that happens, I will feel like my pilot season cherry has been popped.

For those of you who don't know what "testing" is, let me explain:

Picture this: you and the three girls you are up against are sitting in a narrow hallway looking at each other mumble lines to yourselves. You go into a room filled with about 15 stone faced, suit-clad, blackberry glancing executives. You uncomfortably try to act...well, comfortable. You nail the scene. You feel like a badass. You look to the execs for some indication of a job well done, but instead they offer a blank stare that makes you wonder if you even spoke English during your read.


That is testing. Oh, and once you do it with studio, if they like you, you go and have deja-vu with network the next day.

It is a necessary evil that I am currently craving. Now, how sick is that?